Adorky: A Dorkish Monstrosity

Adorky: A Dorkish Monstrosity Artistic? I suppose. Creative? Who knows. I'm awe inspiring and aspiring in general when not conspiring with my expiring uninspiring actions and words.

All poems, artwork, and short stories are written/created by me. You can reblog, if you'd like, but please don't claim them as your own or edit anything in them. They're posted on deviant art before they are posted here, too.

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I'm also here to cam whore the hell out of my piercings/hair, soooo... You're welcome to reblog those, too. Just don't claim my pictures as being you. ;D <3

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ancano:

u-found-waldy:

First shitty gif of the night. I’d like to think that on Calcelmo and Faleen’s first date Calcelmo was fine until he realized “Women? Wait. I DON’T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO THOSE OH GOD.” He then proceeded to ramble incoherently about the theoretical sanitary habits of the Dwemer for the next two hours and then they lived happily ever after the end.
Why I can’t I just ship normal things godamnit. Proceeding with the crappy doodle-a-thon.

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u-found-waldy:

First shitty gif of the night. I’d like to think that on Calcelmo and Faleen’s first date Calcelmo was fine until he realized “Women? Wait. I DON’T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO THOSE OH GOD.” He then proceeded to ramble incoherently about the theoretical sanitary habits of the Dwemer for the next two hours and then they lived happily ever after the end.

Why I can’t I just ship normal things godamnit. Proceeding with the crappy doodle-a-thon.

"Lmao! Er thanks? Hahaha."

Asked by samnobi

Oh, I… didn’t see this before.

But you’re welcome. xD

Why, heeeeeeeeeeeeellooooo Nurse.

Reblogged from jeffersontrachea

Why, heeeeeeeeeeeeellooooo Nurse.

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askthemadgod:

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skyrimconfessions:

“One of the only reasons I joined the Stormcloaks at first is because Ulfric has the sexiest voice I’ve ever heard.”
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&gt;___&gt; 

In my defense, Tullius&#8217; voice wasn&#8217;t as sexy.

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skyrimconfessions:

“One of the only reasons I joined the Stormcloaks at first is because Ulfric has the sexiest voice I’ve ever heard.”

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Image Credit: [x]

>___>

In my defense, Tullius’ voice wasn’t as sexy.

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jeffersontrachea:

My cat just bit me, & then ran off with my candy cane.

…wat?

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Reblogged for great justice.

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jeffersontrachea:

Dragon hunting is really tough when you’re level forty-two, & your only skills above fifty are speech, illusion, pickpocket, & sneak.

D: Master level difficulty?

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